Gabe Kapler Fired as SF Giants General Manager (2024)

Apparently, he walked into work yesterday in full uniform, then walked out minutes later.

I like him better out of uniform. I'll comfort him.

Damn. I saw leopard print thing and thought the. caption said, "Gabe Kaplan".

He was a lousy GM, but I give him credit for being a staunch supporter of LGBTQ+ rights.

Every year, when Oracle Park had Pride Day, he was front and center praising the gay community and was always grateful for their support.

He’s not just a supporter, he’s a member.

R3 God, I wish. He's one hot daddy.

RIP Gabe Kaplan!

Oh...I mean RIP Gabe Kapler's career!

Time to start an onlyfans

Isn’t this the second time that he has been fired?

R7 Yes. He was a great player, but not a great manager.

Needless to say this is all the talk in Giants baseball circles.

Firing a manager 3 games before the end of the season is unheard of. It's absolutely humiliating. They must have something on him. Some people think it's drugs, or he's been me-tooed. When he was hired by the Giants 4 years ago there was controversy because of his handling of a sexual assault incident by a Dodgers minor league player, or his lack of handling it.

His dismissal was expected, as a poster said he was a sh*t manager. Anytime baseball players make veiled references to a poor clubhouse culture you know it's much worse than they're saying..

Poor Gabe. I thought his managerial career tanked when he managed the Phillies and was unceremoniously dumped by the team and driven out of town by Philly's notoriously nasty fans.

He wasn't popular here at all. Philly just isn't into new agey pretty boys.

Quite big tit*. I thought he was a fantastic manager—what a season.

I loved him on Welcome Back, Kotter.

R9 Full disclosure here. I work for the Giants. Everybody was speculating about what actually happened yesterday. Few of us expected that he'd be back next year, but nobody expected he'd be canned with just three games left in the season, and just before a game with the Dodgers, too! That's like rubbing salt in the wound.

Most people think there was something contentious or pretty damaging going on behind the scenes.

Interestingly, just a few months ago, former player Buster Posey just moved his family back to the Bay Area, so there's speculation he'll be the Giants' new GM in 2024.

Kapler was the manager, not the general manager. They’re two different jobs.

[quote] Buster Posey just moved his family back to the Bay Area, so there's speculation he'll be the Giants' new GM in 2024.

🙏🙏🙏

Everyone thus far has managed to infer the correct context…

I hope he had sex with Paul DeHong

The only thing I can say to Kapler is MeToo! Please MeToo!

R13, if you work for the Giants you'd know their GM is Pete Putila. Kapler is the team manager.

R19 Yes, I work for the Giants, and please excuse my incorrect GM reference.

r19 was. was the team manager. But still hot. I'd oil his bat.

Daddy!

Eh, this was widely expected, so not a surprise.

He really is a hot f*cker.

I'd love to be the filling in a foot long Gabe Kapler/Ryan Pace/Theo Epstein sandwich.

What's with all these imgbb hosted images getting deleted in short order after posting? Is imgbb on some sort of kick/

Now he can go back to the sweat hogs!

[quote] Eh, this was widely expected, so not a surprise.

The surprise was the way it was done, not that it was done. Why don't you read the thread before commenting?

Those pecs are still right on point.

R26 I think it may be that the poster that uploaded them didn't set it to "don't autodelete?"

Unless the image was violating rights (eg Getty Images).

[quote] Why don't you read the thread before commenting?

Why don't you take the f*cking stick out of your ass, thread police?

[quote] I think it may be that the poster that uploaded them didn't set it to "don't autodelete?"

Thanks for that. I didn't even know there was such a thing. This apparently is something new. I've been posting images through imgbb for years and never noticed any of them getting removed until now.

Scratch that at R33. I looked and "don't autodelete" is the default when I use imgbb, but the images are still getting deleted within minutes. Maybe imgbb is having a glitch.

A glitch? On anything related to efficient use of DL?

I think I see what's up now. Looks like you have to select a period before it autodeletes. This is a test. I've selected 6 months. Let's see what happens.

Thread police are assholes.

Nope, that doesn't work either. The image deleted with seconds.

Guess I'll have to use imgur from now on.

R38 the image isn't deleted for me. Perhaps a device issue on your end? Clear your cookies or something.

Yeah, I'm seeing all the images on this thread. Gratefully.

You're seeing them here, but if you click on them are they showing up or does it say "That page doesn't exist"?

The only problem with seeing the image on the DL page is that most times that doesn't show all the image.

They're showing up perfectly on imgur. So it's definitely a problem at imgbb's end.

I'm seeing all the imgbb images...???

They show up here and when I click on the link.

[quote] Thread police are assholes.

Who will police the thread police????

Was he mentioned in the Hot Jew thread?

I didn’t know that he was divorced from his wife. And he never remarried?

Was he ever really married married?

What I read was he was married for 14 years to his 'high school sweetheart' but in the past ten years his dating/relationship status is unknown.

He has two sons from his marriage.

How big is his co*ck? Did he get to f*ck Paul DeJong’s ass?

The images are now appearing at imgbb for me. Oh well, go figure.

Sometimes on the way to work, he'd whizz past me on his Razor scooter on the way to the ballpark. The guy is built like a brick house.

He's mightay-mightay. I wish he'd let it all hang out.

R53 I wish he didn't have those hideous tats, though.

R53 We been knew!

The DL has slobbered over Gabe's knob for years now....decades, even.

He can sit on my face anytime!

Where is his Onlyfans????

R55. Brick sh*t house or sh*t brick house?

R60 I believe the correct term is brick sh*t house.

DL correct or the outside world? ;)

R62 Well, I can picture a brick sh*t house, but not a sh*t brick house, so I think it goes for the world outside of DL, too.

Have you been here long? Just askin’

From SFGate: "Whether you like Gabe Kapler or not — and plenty of Giants fans do not, either because of his perceived overreliance on analytics, or his somewhat off-putting personality, or his sometimes pseudo-philosophical answers to questions after games — it’s entirely clear that he’s the sacrificial lamb here."

Every time I'd see Kapler's post-game press conference I'd think, "What a sour drip" (even when they'd won). He seemed to take no joy in anything. Pretty sure I never (or rarely) saw him smile in the dugout or elsewhere. Of course, managers don't have to be tap-dancing vaudevillians, but, c'mon, perk up, man. (And who was that little GK MiniMe who I'd occasionally see hovering near him in the dugout?)

R11 Your team hasn’t won a REAL World Series since 1988. I love telling Doyer fans that.

R67 ever watched Oli Mermol of the St. Louis Cardinals? No emotion. A lot of people have become this.

R67 I was working one of the private clubs at Oracle Park, and after the game he came in to hang out with some of the Giants execs. I would best describe him as "guarded." He wasn't unfriendly, but he wasn't gregarious, either. All business. I can see where people would read that as joyless, though.

I’d take joy from his presence 🤷🏻‍♂️

i'd lick his sweaty sh*tter

I'd give him something to smile about.

[quote] And who was that little GK MiniMe

Turns out Gabe Jr. is the assistant manager, now in charge of the last 3 games--last night was his debut loss as an amputated limb.

Well, now he'll have more time for chest day at the gym.

IF he had an OnlyFans I would definitely pay for it

R77 Only if he gets naked and jacks off.

Maybe you could peep over his back fence. He once said:

“If you want to be your strongest, get some sun on your boys. And by boys, I mean your testicl*s.”

He is, and has been for decades, f-i-n-e. The graying beard? Day-um daddy, do what you want say what you want and talk dirty, growl it in my ear.

One question... anyone think he shaves his chest? Such fine facial hair, hoping that in an off-season he lets the chest hair grow in.

I’d love him to foot gag me

There have been plenty of rumors about him since he was a player.

4chan poster sighted at R68!

R53: Yes, he is beautiful.

Gabe is straight. Brady Anderson is the big mo. Some might get them confused.

[quote][R77] Only if he gets naked and jacks off.

Do you suppose he masturbat*s?

R89, on his blog (if I recall) he talked about what lube to use to masturbat*. It may have been coconut oil but don’t recall.

R2 I bartended at Oracle Park last year, and there was a group of fans who were drinking heavily throughout the game. When they had gotten so drunk that they could barely stand up, I cut them off. They got enraged and started calling me "fa*ggot" and "fudge packer," among other things. They were ejected from the park, since Oracle has a zero tolerance policy for discrimination.

A week later, I received a letter, signed by Gabe Kapler, apologizing on behalf of the organization for what happened and praising me for making the right decision. I will always remember that kind gesture.

Was it a singed shirtless pic?

R92 I'd want one of his signed jockstraps.

R90 I thought you were kidding, but you are right. He was even asked about it at a press conference upon becoming Phillies manager.

I would have thought he was an old school spit-liner.

Coconut oil?—bleech

And Buck Showalter was just forced to resign as manager for the Mets. Maybe they'll pick up Kapler and I'll have a reason to watch them again.

Astroglide will do in a pinch!

To R88...Gabe is a hom*osexual who is not OUT!! I have not had Kapler yet, but when he was in Philly, I was working on it.

As far as Brady and Troy, well, that is another story!

Oh well. I guess he’ll just have to present hole now.

[quote]I have not had Kapler yet, but when he was in Philly, I was working on it.

Working on what?

Getting Gabe to invest in the stock market???

Seriously, I wanted that "foine piece of Jewish Baseball Manager ass"

Show me that dick or don't waste my time.

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