(doorbell chimes)
[Interviewer] Reese.
Hi, come on in.
[Interviewer] Cool, thanks for having me over.
Yeah.
[Interviewer] I'm just gonna ask you 73 questions,
you know the drill.
I can't wait.
[Interviewer] Great, what's the first thing
you thought of when you woke up this morning?
Coffee.
[Interviewer] What are you most excited about these days?
Movies.
[Interviewer] What's the last hobby you picked up?
Rollerblading.
[Interviewer] What's your favorite holiday?
Easter.
[Interviewer] What's the best part about living in LA?
Sunshine, sunshine.
[Interviewer] What are three words
to describe living in LA?
Outdoorsy, easy-going, and comfortable.
[Interviewer] What do you miss most about Nashville?
The people.
[Interviewer] What is southern hospitality to you?
Where everybody belongs.
[Interviewer] And what's the coolest thing
about being a mom?
You get to eat fun things like chicken fingers.
[Interviewer] If you could invite anyone over
for a Witherspoon dinner in this dining room,
who would it be?
Oh, all the female senators.
[Interviewer] What would you cook?
Lasagna.
[Interviewer] What would you talk about?
Why there's not more female senators.
Oh, I wanna show you something.
We have refreshments back here.
[Interviewer] Oh, perfect, so favorite country to visit?
France.
[Interviewer] Last country you visited?
The Bahamas.
[Interviewer] Country you wish to visit?
Venezuela.
[Interviewer] Reese, if you were a hip hop artist,
what would your stage name be?
Little Spoon.
[Interviewer] What's your favorite TV show of all time?
Mad Men.
[Interviewer] What TV show would you love
to make a cameo in?
Girls.
[Interviewer] Favorite movie of all time?
Splendor in the Grass.
[Interviewer] Favorite movie in the past five years?
Grand Budapest Hotel.
[Interviewer] Movie that made you cry?
The Impossible.
[Interviewer] Movie that made you cry from laughter?
Bad Grandpa.
[Interviewer] Who's your favorite Disney character?
Tinkerbell.
[Interviewer] If there's one thing missing in life
right now, what is it?
The bees.
Oh hey, I wanna show you the pool.
[Interviewer] Oh awesome, great.
How often do you have pool parties here?
Every weekend.
[Interviewer] Ha, not bad.
Come sit down. You want some tea?
[Interviewer] Uh no, I'm okay.
It's my grandmother's recipe.
[Interviewer] Okay.
What's your favorite food?
I like fried chicken.
[Interviewer] Least favorite food?
Pickles.
[Interviewer] What do you love on your pizza?
Pepperoni.
[Interviewer] What's your favorite restaurant?
The Ivy at the Shore.
[Interviewer] That's a pretty awesome Oscar you got there.
Oh thanks.
[Interviewer] How much does that thing weigh?
Eight and a half pounds.
Reese!
Oh, hey Weston!
I think my girlfriend wants me to propose to her.
What advice do you have for a guy
who may not be able to jump into the deep end?
Well, be honest.
Tell her the truth.
And be prepared for her to leave.
Hey, I wanna show you something really cool in the backyard.
[Interviewer] Oh, awesome.
Who's the last person you texted?
My daughter.
[Interviewer] Favorite app?
Instagram.
[Interviewer] Favorite website?
LE CATCH.
[Interviewer] How do you feel about selfies?
I like a selfie.
[Interviewer] Besides you, who should everyone
be following on Instagram?
Tuna Melts My Heart.
[Interviewer] What do you think ever happened
to Tracy Flick?
I think she probably runs the Tea Party now.
[Interviewer] What was one thing you wish
you knew in high school?
Not to wear tan hose.
[Interviewer] What color dress did you wear to your prom?
A red dress with tan hose.
[Interviewer] If there were a yearbook for Hollywood,
what would you be named?
Hmm, Life of the Party.
[Interviewer] What's your favorite cheer
from cheerleading?
Big Red in the front, let me hear you grunt.
(grunts)
[Interviewer] Okay, yeah.
Is it any good, I don't know.
[Interviewer] No it's great, it's great.
What are three things in your bag
you can't live without?
My cell phone, my keys, and lipstick.
[Interviewer] Can you show me something awesome
on this trampoline?
Sure!
[Interviewer] That was pretty impresive.
Thanks.
[Interviewer] Yeah, diamonds or pearls?
Pearls.
[Interviewer] Heels or flats?
Heels.
[Interviewer] Who's your favorite fashion icon?
CZ Guest.
[Interviewer] What's the best fashion trend of all time?
Skinny jeans.
[Interviewer] Okay, that trampoline looks really
really fun.
Oh you want to try it?
[Interviewer] Yes.
Come on.
[Interviewer] Alright, here we go.
Reese, be prepared for a back flip.
And, just kidding.
Good job.
[Interviewer] If you could switch lives with a person
for one day, who would it be?
My baby.
[Interviewer] If you had a tattoo,
what would it be and where?
I didn't say I don't have a tattoo.
[Interviewer] If you could live in any historical decade,
what would it be and where?
Probably the '40s in America.
[Interviewer] What's your spirit animal?
Hummingbird slash squirrel.
[Interviewer] Do you have any pets?
Yes, I have two dogs.
[Interviewer] What was your first pet's name?
Sarah.
[Interviewer] Best gift you've ever received?
My kids.
[Interviewer] Best gift you've ever given?
My kids.
[Interviewer] What's the biggest surprise you've ever had?
My 16th birthday.
[Interviewer] What's the cutest thing on planet Earth?
Babies in their Halloween costumes.
[Interviewer] If you could moonlight
as another profession, what would it be?
Oh, I'd probably be a pediatric cardiologist.
[Interviewer] What's your favorite board game?
Taboo.
[Interviewer] Most important advice you'll give your kids.
Listen to your mother.
[Interviewer] If you were forced to play one song
on that piano for the rest of your life,
what would it be?
Probably Born on the Bayou.
Oh, sit down please.
[Interviewer] Oh, great, thanks.
What are your favorite lyrics to any song?
All the immediate unknowns are better
than knowing a tired and lonely fate.
By Rilo Kiley.
[Interviewer] If your life were a song,
what would the title be?
It's a Good Day.
[Interviewer] What band, past or present,
would you be a groupie for?
The Doors.
[Interviewer] What's your favorite Johnny Cash song?
Tennessee Stud.
[Interviewer] That's a lot of books you've got up there.
What was the last book that you read?
Big Little Lies.
[Interviewer] What was a book you read
because everyone else was reading it?
Fifty Shades of Grey.
[Interviewer] What's an experience in your life
you felt most nervous?
Giving birth.
[Interviewer] What's the best first date idea?
Rollerblading.
[Interviewer] In the spirit of John Witherspoon,
your family relative who signed The Declaration
of Independence a really long time ago,
do you think you can sign this headshot
of John Witherspoon?
Sure.
[Interviewer] Great, thank you.
Okay.
(car beeps)
Ope, that's my ride.
Oh, okay.
[Interviewer] Yeah.
Here, I'll see you to the door.
[Interviewer] Great, what are you doing tomorrow?
I don't know, what are you doing?
[Interviewer] I'm not here to answer questions.
What do you hope to be doing next year?
More of the same.
[Interviewer] Okay, so your lasagna dinner
with female senators has come to an end,
what do you have for dessert?
Snow cones.
[Interviewer] Little Spoon, it is time to go.
Thanks so much for having me.
Thanks for coming.
[Interviewer] Alright, take care.
Yeah, drive safe.
[Interviewer] Will do.
Uh, are you forgetting something?
[Interviewer] Uh, it's just so pretty.
Thanks, you wouldn't be the first one.
[Interviewer] Alright, take care!
See ya.
[Interviewer] Bye bye.
Bye.
[Interviewer] Reese, would you subscribe
to the Vogue channel?
Absolutely.
